You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I\’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
The Unicorn and the Wasp
I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don\’t lie to me!
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
Forest of the Dead
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don\’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don\’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?
Midnight
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
- They\’re not aliens, they\’re Earth…liens!
- Annihilate? No. No violence. I won\’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I\’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn\’t you?
- You know when grown-ups tell you \’everything\’s going to be fine\’ and you think they\’re probably lying to make you feel better?
- It\’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
The Impossible Astronaut
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I\’m nobody\’s taxi service; I\’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I\’ll fix it. I\’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I\’m the Doctor. Don\’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I\’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
Journey\’s End
I\’m the Doctor, I\’m worse than everyone\’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I\’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I hate yogurt. It\’s just stuff with bits in. You\’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They\’re not aliens, they\’re Earth…liens!